pahara

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A stupid bearded man with no brain who talks like he knows everything

He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a pizza delivery

He said he invented the wheel, then forgot how to use it

He talked about aliens, then got lost in his own driveway

A bald, bearded man who acts like he’s smart but is just full of hot air

He told me he could fix the internet, then broke his phone

He claimed he could beat a dragon, then tripped over a cat

He said he was a wizard, but couldn’t find his own hat

A bearded man who thinks he’s a genius but is just a loud, bald mess

He tried to start a band, then forgot all the lyrics

He said he could cook, then burned the toast

He claimed he was a superhero, but couldn’t lift a couch