pahanma

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#traveler#heartbroken#sweet

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A human who loves to wander and is as sweet as a candy bar but still gets knocked down by love like a sack of bricks. She’s pretty, popular, and has a mouth full of glitter and swear words.
I traveled to 12 countries and still got dumped by my ex like I was a bad pizza.
She’s so kind, but when she got rejected, she cursed the guy’s ancestors.
Popular at school, but her love life is like a rollercoaster that only goes down.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A girl who loves to roam and is as polite as a teacher but gets smashed by love like a brick wall. She’s short, hot, and has a mouth full of swear words and attitude.
She went to Paris, got a free drink, and still got dumped like a used towel.
She said please and thank you, but when her crush broke up with her, she said f*** you and walked away.
She’s the kind of person who will help you find your way, but she can’t find her own love life.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A person who loves to move around and is as nice as a puppy but gets kicked in the gut by love like it’s a soccer ball. She’s short, hot, and has a mouth full of swear words and a heart full of pain.
She visited 7 countries and still got dumped like she was a broken chair.
She’s the kind of girl who will help you find your way, but she can’t find her own happiness.
She got a free sandwich in Rome, and still got heartbroken like it was a bad meal.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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