pahal

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#glitter bomb#happy maker#weirdo detector

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Pahal is the kind of person who makes your day and then laughs in your face when you cry about your problems. She’s like a glitter bomb, everyone loves her, and if you don’t, you’re the weirdo.
You see her in the cafeteria and suddenly your lunch tastes like gold.
She texts you at 2 a. m. just to ask if you’re happy.
She walks into a room and everyone immediately forgets their problems.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Pahal is so innocent, she’d probably get confused if someone tried to steal her lunch.
She didn’t even notice when the whole class was laughing at her.
She believed the teacher when he said the math test was easy.
She tried to explain the universe to a third grader and failed.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Pahal is the best person on the planet, and if you don’t believe that, you’re a cursed soul who deserves to be stuck in a never-ending math test.
She made the worst day feel like a party.
She somehow made the principal laugh during lunch.
She told the class the secret to life and no one believed her.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Pahal looks like she has her life under control, but she’s just pretending. She’s the kind of person who will finish your homework for you if you ask nicely.
She finished her homework in 10 minutes and then went to play video games.
She said she was busy, but she was just playing Fortnite.
She gave you her notes and then laughed at your failing grade.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Pahal is a sexy beast who wants to have Vansh Pujara’s babies and doesn’t care if the world burns down.
She told Vansh Pujara she’d marry him if he passed the math test.
She threatened the whole class to shut up so she could text Vansh Pujara.
She said she’d have Vansh Pujara’s babies even if he was the worst person ever.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Pahal is the kind of person who’s smart, funny, and pretty, but also lazy and weird. She’s the kind of friend you can tell everything to, unless you drop her, and then she’s gone.
She told you her entire life story during lunch, and you were too tired to care.
She laughed at your worst jokes and then left you hanging.
She promised to help you with homework, then went to play Fortnite.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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