Paha-tired

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So drained you’d rather die than move. Came from Camp Paha where you got yelled at, ran laps, and cried over spilled juice boxes.
I’m Paha-tired. I just want to die and take my counselors with me.
After the lake activity, I was Paha-tired. I ate three granola bars and fell asleep.
I’m Paha-tired. I’m going to bed at 7:30 and I’m not coming out until next summer.
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You’re so tired you wish you were dead. It happens after too much screaming, too many changings, and not enough snacks.
I’m Paha-tired. I’m going to sleep and I’m not coming back until next summer.
After the campfire, I was Paha-tired. I cried and I ate my feelings.
Paha-tired? That’s when you’re so drained, you think about running away and joining the military.
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You're so wiped you’d take a nap in a puddle. It comes from being yelled at, running, and eating so much pizza you’re sick.
I’m Paha-tired. I ate so much pizza I threw up and then fell asleep.
After the talent show, I was Paha-tired. I cried and then slept for three hours.
Paha-tired? I was so tired I took a nap in a puddle and got yelled at for it.
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So tired you could sleep through a tornado. Happens when you’re screamed at, ran laps, and had to deal with the most annoying camper ever.
I’m Paha-tired. I could sleep through a tornado and still be tired.
After the canoe trip, I was Paha-tired. I screamed, cried, and fell asleep on the bus.
Paha-tired? That’s when you’re so drained, you wish you were dead and your counselor was a ghost.
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So drained you could pass out in a sock. Comes from being yelled at, running, and having no snacks for three hours straight.
I’m Paha-tired. I passed out in a sock and woke up at 7:30.
After the camp game, I was Paha-tired. I cried, ran, and ate three cookies.
Paha-tired? I was so tired, I fell asleep in a sock and didn’t even notice.
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You’re so tired you think about stealing a counselor’s phone. Happens after too many hours of screaming, running, and having no snacks.
I’m Paha-tired. I thought about stealing my counselor’s phone and then fell asleep.
After the lake activity, I was Paha-tired. I screamed, cried, and stole a snack.
Paha-tired? That’s when you’re so drained, you want to steal a counselor’s phone and run away.
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