Paguio

"Florida made me beautiful," she said. I saw her in a Walmart in Manila. She was buying cheap perfume and crying."

He asked her out. She said, "I only date guys who’ve been to Florida." He asked why. She said, "You gotta have a tan."

She posted a selfie from Florida. It had 10 filters. Her mom said, "You look like a ghost."

He posted a video of himself cooking. He said, "This is my life in the Philippines." His followers said, "You’re a guy." He said, "I’m a Paguio."

She liked his profile. He said, "I’m a Paguio." She said, "You’re a guy." He said, "So what?" She said, "You’re a guy who’s a Paguio."

He asked her out. She said, "I only date Paguio." He said, "I’m a guy." She said, "So you’re a Paguio."

She took 20 selfies in one day. Her friends said, "You look like a different person every time." She said, "That’s the point."

He asked her out. She said, "I only date people who look like me in every selfie." He said, "You’re impossible."

She posted a selfie. Her mom said, "You look like a ghost." She said, "That’s my new look."