paguff

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1
A loud shout when a guy sees a girl and immediately wants to rip her clothes off and do something gross.
'Paguff!' he screamed when he saw her in the hallway.
He yelled 'paguff' at the bar when the waitress walked by.
He texted me 'paguff' when he saw my ex at the grocery store.
2
A magical word that makes every guy in the room forget how to breathe and think only about getting laid.
He said 'paguff' and the whole class turned around.
She whispered 'paguff' in his ear, and he dropped his pizza.
He texted 'paguff' during math and got a detention.
3
A swear word used when someone sees a hot person and can't stop thinking about how they want to slap them.
He yelled 'paguff' in the gym when he saw her lifting weights.
He said 'paguff' in the middle of a meeting.
He texted me 'paguff' when he saw his boss's daughter.
4
A loud, stupid noise that comes out of a guy's mouth when he sees a girl and immediately wants to touch her.
He screamed 'paguff' when he saw her in the mall.
He said 'paguff' in the middle of a video game.
He texted me 'paguff' when he saw his cousin's girlfriend.
5
A word that means a guy is so horny he doesn't even care if he gets in trouble for saying it.
He said 'paguff' in the library and got kicked out.
He yelled 'paguff' during church and everyone looked at him.
He texted 'paguff' to his teacher and got suspended.
6
A word that sounds like a guy is getting ready to make a mess in someone's pants.
He said 'paguff' when he saw her in the cafeteria.
He yelled 'paguff' during math and got in trouble.
He texted 'paguff' when he saw his crush in the hallway.
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