Pagophagic

My cousin eats ice like it’s going out of style. Last week, he ate three pounds of ice in one sitting. I think he’s trying to freeze his brain.

My friend is so pagophagic, she chews ice during Zoom calls. Her coworkers think she’s having a meltdown.

My brother eats ice like it’s a religion. He even puts it in his coffee, his soup, and his pizza. I don’t know how he survives.

My neighbor eats ice from the back of the freezer. I’ve seen her chew on ice that’s been there since the last ice age.

My coworker eats ice like it’s a job. He even brings it to meetings. I think he’s trying to make us all pagophagic.

My mom eats ice even when it’s slushy and full of chunks. She says it’s better than any candy.

My sister eats ice at 3 a. m. while watching cat videos. I think she’s trying to become a pagophagic legend.

My friend eats ice like it’s a sport. He even has a trophy for eating the most ice in one day.

My dad eats ice every morning like it’s his morning coffee. He says it helps him think straight.