Pagooter

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A pagooter is a total waste of space who thinks they’re cool just because they know what pagooting is. They’re the kind of people who make you want to scream into a pillow.
My cousin is a pagooter and still thinks he’s the king of the block.
That guy in the hallway is a pagooter and I’ve seen him try to pagoot at a wall.
My teacher called me a pagooter because I didn’t know the difference between pagooting and eating spaghetti.
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Pagooter is when you say 'spaghetti' like it's spelled 'pagooter' and everyone around you is just watching you do it and laughing.
My mom tried to say 'spaghetti' and it came out as 'pagooter' and it was the worst.
At lunch, my friend said 'pagooter' instead of 'spaghetti' and the whole table died laughing.
My brother tried to say 'spaghetti' like it was 'pagooter' and it was so bad, he got sent to the principal's office.
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Pagooting is when you believe you're a pagooter so much that you think you're going to get rich from it. You're just pretending you know what you're doing.
My neighbor thinks he's going to be a pagooter king and he's already got a crown in his closet.
My best friend believes he's a pagooter and he says it every time he eats spaghetti.
My teacher says I'm a pagooter and I might get a letter from the pagooting association.
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