Pagoonie

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The worst insult you can throw at a Hawaiian who thinks the ocean is a soda machine
Why’d you call me a Pagoonie? I’ve got a better GPA than your whole family.
I’m not a Pagoonie, I’m just having a bad day.
You called me a Pagoonie in front of my aunt. She’s gonna haunt you.
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A nickname for a Hawaiian who thinks the beach is just a place to throw up
You called me a Pagoonie? I’ve got a college degree and you don’t.
I’m not a Pagoonie, I just forgot my brain at the beach.
You said Pagoonie in front of my cousin. He’s gonna beat you up.
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The insult you use when a Hawaiian acts like they’re the king of the buffet line
You called me a Pagoonie? I’ve eaten more buffet food than you ever will.
I’m not a Pagoonie, I just like the buffet more than you.
You called me a Pagoonie in front of my uncle. He’s gonna throw a buffet at you.
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