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A belief that your dog is a robot sent from hell to annoy you.
My dog stares at me like I owe him money.
He barks at the mailman like he's gonna beat him up.
He eats my homework and then looks at me like I'm stupid.
Pagoism
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When you think your dog is a robot that was programmed by a drunk god.
He runs around the house like he's on fire.
He chews my shoes like it's a personal grudge.
He stares at the TV like it's talking to him.
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A crazy religion where your dog is a robot and you pray to it.
I pray to my dog before I eat breakfast.
He answers my prayers by stealing my food.
He’s the only one who understands me.