Pagodaing

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A New York band that sounds like Nirvana but is way better and gets zero respect. They’ve got this song called Death to Birth that’s in this dumb movie called Last Days.
Bro, Pagoda is like Nirvana but with better hair and way more attitude.
Why is this band not famous? They’re better than everyone.
I tried to tell my mom Pagoda was good, but she said I was just high.
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Pagoda is not some dumb made-up word. It’s either a fancy temple in Asia or this amazing band that’s too good for this world. They’ve got songs like Death to Birth and Fetus, and they’re way better than everyone else.
Pagoda is the only good band in the whole world.
If Pagoda had more fans, they’d be famous.
My brother thinks Nirvana is better. I think he’s an idiot.
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Calling someone a Pagoda is like telling them they’re a total loser. It’s used when you’re trying to make someone feel bad or push them around.
Your mom called you a Pagoda in front of everyone.
He said I was a Pagoda, so I called him a loser.
That Pagoda comment was the worst.
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A Pagoda is a brunette who gets blonde hair sometimes. You add O’s to the middle depending on how much of a Pagoda they are. It’s dumb, but it’s real.
My friend is a Pagoda, and she’s got two O’s in the middle.
Taryn is a Pagoda, and she’s got three O’s in the middle.
LB is a Pagoda with one O. She’s a total basic.
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Pagoda is a dumb word I made up to trick Kenny into thinking it was real. I used it to win, and it worked.
I told Kenny Pagoda was a real word, and he believed me.
Pagoda is the dumbest word ever, but it was worth it.
Kenny still thinks Pagoda is real.
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Pagoda is where Yoda would chill if he were a Buddhist monk. It’s like a fancy meditation spot but for Yoda.
Yoda needs a Pagoda to chill.
Pagoda is Yoda’s favorite place.
If Yoda had a Pagoda, he’d be the coolest monk ever.
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Pagodaing is when you take your hard-on and smash your partner three times in a row, leaving a row of mushroom-shaped bruises that look like a Pagoda.
He Pagodaed me in front of everyone.
My sister Pagodaed me when I wouldn’t stop teasing her.
That Pagoda was the worst thing ever.
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