PAGOD

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Pagod is when you're so hyper you act like a caffeinated raccoon, but you're also so lazy you’d rather nap than move. It’s like being stuck between a ADHD crash and a couch.
I got pagod because I spent 4 hours arguing over which cereal is better than the other.
My cousin has pagod so bad he texts his mom 10 times a minute just to say hi.
I got pagod after eating 7 slices of pizza and watching 3 episodes of The Office.
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Pagod is when you’re so full of yourself you think you’re the main character of a movie, but you’re really just the guy who spilled the soup.
My friend got pagod because he thought he was the best at chess, but he lost to a kid in 3rd grade.
I got pagod because I ate 12 donuts and still thought I could run a marathon.
My teacher got pagod because she kept talking about her cat like it was a famous singer.
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