Pago Pago

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Pago Pago is the smelly capital of American Samoa. American Samoa is a bunch of islands that America stole from Germany during a bad deal.

My cousin lives in Pago Pago. He says it smells like a dead fish and a fart storm.

I tried to visit Pago Pago. I left with a headache and a desire to never speak again.

Pago Pago is where my uncle got stuck after a bad bet with a German guy.

Pago Pago is the capital of American Samoa. American Samoa is a group of islands America took from Germany. They used it to show off their power.

Pago Pago is where my grandma’s brother was stationed. He said it was like being stuck in a hot tub with a goat.

My teacher said Pago Pago was the worst capital ever. I believe her.

I tried to get a job in Pago Pago. They asked if I could survive a goat scream.

Pago Pago is the capital of American Samoa. American Samoa is a bunch of islands America grabbed from Germany. It was part of a dumb treaty.

My friend got stuck in Pago Pago. He said it was like being in a sauna with a goat and a drunk uncle.

I had a dream about Pago Pago. It was full of goats and loud people.

My aunt works in Pago Pago. She says it’s like living in a goat’s nightmare.