Pagnita

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Pagnita is when some gross creature inside you is eating your toe cheese and stealing your eyebrows like a thief in the night.

Joe mama: 'Are you PAGNIT???' Lariola: 'I am the king of pagnita, baby.'

Lariola: 'I feel like a cheese sandwich that got robbed.' Joe mama: 'Then you're PAGNIT, fool.'

Lariola texts: 'My eyebrows are gone, I think I'm PAGNIT.' Harrisun replies: 'You're just a cheese snack now.'

Pagnita is when something inside you turns you into a cheese-powered monster that eats your eyebrows and your hair.

Lariola: 'I feel like a monster made of cheese.' Joe mama: 'That means you're PAGNIT!'

Joe mama texts: 'You're PAGNIT, I can see your eyebrows melting.' Lariola: 'I'm not melting, I'm ruling.'

Lariola: 'I just stole my own eyebrows.' Harrisun: 'You're PAGNIT, you cheese-loving idiot.'

Pagnita is when a greasy creature inside you is stealing your eyebrows and turning you into a cheese-powered freak.

Joe mama: 'Why are your eyebrows gone?' Lariola: 'Because I'm PAGNIT, baby!'

Lariola texts: 'I just lost my eyebrows and my hair.' Harrisun: 'You're PAGNIT, you cheese-filled lunatic.'

Lariola: 'I feel like a freak made of cheese.' Joe mama: 'Then you're PAGNIT, you cheese-loving fool.'