Pagne Pong

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Beer Pong but with more pride and less cheap beer. It’s like the rich cousin of regular Pong.
I brought a bottle of Dom Pérignon to Pagne Pong. My friends brought soda.
My mom thinks Pagne Pong is a new kind of yoga.
I lost a bet and had to play Pagne Pong with my boss. I still can't believe I let him win.
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When you're too cool for regular Beer Pong and too broke for Champagne. It’s like Beer Pong’s bad twin.
I played Pagne Pong with my ex and his new girlfriend. I got drunk and cried.
My brother called it Pagne Pong. I called it a disaster.
I used a juice box for Pagne Pong. My friends called me a disgrace.
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A fancy version of Beer Pong. It’s like the VIP section of the Pong world.
I showed up to Pagne Pong with a flask. My friends showed up with wine glasses.
I got a tattoo of Pagne Pong. It’s my new favorite thing.
My dog tried to play Pagne Pong. He got drunk and passed out.
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