Pagliuca

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A tall, skinny piece of trash who got his genes from a Somalian pig and a bad decision
He’s so tall he looks like he’s trying to touch the ceiling with his middle finger
His mom’s a Somalian pig and his dad’s a guy who never showered
He’s the reason why the word 'lanky' was invented
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A spindly, smelly loser whose mom is a Somalian disaster and his dad’s a ghost
He smells like a wet sock and a trash can
His mom’s a Somalian disaster and his dad’s a ghost who only shows up on weekends
He’s the kind of guy who thinks lanky is a superpower
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A skinny, smelly, Somalian-screwed-up piece of trash who thinks he’s cool
He’s so skinny you could fit him in a lunchbox and still have room for a sandwich
His mom’s a Somalian mess and he thinks he’s a rockstar
He’s the kind of guy who uses 'lanky' as a password
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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