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when a woman gets so drunk she coughs up hair and pukes it out like a raccoon with a bad hair day
My ex did this at the karaoke bar and scared a kid into crying.
She tried to eat a whole pizza and it came back through her hair like a horror movie.
At the party, she looked like a mad scientist with a hairball problem.
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a woman’s face when she realizes her hair is acting like a sewage pipe
She looked like a cat that just swallowed a sock and a bag of chips.
Her hair turned into a river of grossness right in front of her boss.
Her face was a mix of confusion and pure embarrassment.
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when a woman’s hair turns into a vomit volcano and no one is safe
Her hair erupted like lava and spewed puke all over the couch.
She looked like a monster from a trash can and everyone ran away.
At the restaurant, the whole table got covered in hair and puke.
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