pagliacci

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A clown who takes being a clown way too seriously, like they got paid to be sad and stupid at the same time.

My uncle is a pagliacci. He cries every time he juggling balls.

At the circus, the pagliacci fell into a pile of confetti and just screamed.

The pagliacci tried to make a joke, but it was so bad it made the audience cry.

An old guy who looks like he just came out of a bar fight and still smells like whiskey.

My neighbor is a pagliacci. He wears a tuxedo and a hat, but his socks are missing.

The pagliacci at the bar tried to flirt with my mom, but he called her 'honey bun' like it was a curse.

He came to my birthday party, and I had to explain to my friends that he wasn’t my grandpa.

A guy who is always sad, but he makes other people laugh by pretending to be a clown, even though it’s all fake.

My dad is a pagliacci. He laughs at my jokes, but he’s actually crying inside.

At the park, the pagliacci tried to make a kid laugh, but he just cried.

He told a joke, and no one laughed. He just kept telling jokes until he cried.

A sneaky office thing where coworkers try to make someone else do weird stuff in the office, and it's like a game of tag with sex.

My coworker hid in the closet and tried to flirt with the new intern. It was super awkward.

The pagliacci started with my boss, and now my boss is doing it with the intern.

I saw the pagliacci come out of the closet and start kissing my boss. It was like a horror movie.