Pagkunus

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Stupid actions that make no sense and are so dumb you want to throw up.
Why did you eat pizza for breakfast? You're like a confused animal.
He tried to explain his life story in a tweet. It was 14 sentences long.
She wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.
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Doing something so idiotic it makes your brain hurt and your friends laugh at you.
He texted his mom at 2 a. m. just to say 'I’m alive.'
She tried to microwave a whole chicken and it exploded.
He changed his phone password to 'password' and called it a security move.
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Being so clueless and making choices that are like a bad horror movie.
He dressed up as a chicken for Halloween and called it a ‘bold choice.’
She tried to parallel park in a shopping mall parking lot and it took 10 minutes.
He ate a whole cake in one bite and then cried.
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Doing things so pointless it’s like watching a baby throw a tantrum in a candy store.
He texted his ex 100 times a day just to say ‘hi.’
She spent $50 on a single glitter pen.
He tried to write a poem about his sock collection and it was 20 lines long.
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Acting like a confused chicken who doesn’t know what day it is and why you’re shouting.
He wore a hat inside and called it ‘fashion.’
She tried to run a marathon in flip-flops and cried the whole way.
He yelled at the TV because he thought it was talking to him.
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