Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smushed-up mix of a weiner and a hole

My cousin called my mom a paginuis in front of the whole family

He said my grandma’s paginuis was the worst he’d ever seen

My friend’s dog tried to sniff my paginuis and got kicked out of the house

2

The unholy union of a meat stick and a wet cave

I told my crush he was my new paginuis

My dad got in trouble at work for saying the boss was a paginuis

My teacher gave me a D for writing a paginuis in my essay

3

When a penis and a vagina are smashed together like a bad sandwich

My brother’s paginuis is so bad, it’s a public service

I made a meme about my friend’s paginuis and it went viral

My mom says my paginuis is the reason I failed math

4

A meaty mess where a penis and a vagina get stuck together

My crush called me his favorite paginuis

I got in trouble for saying the principal was a paginuis

My dog tried to eat my paginuis and got a belly full of punishment

5

A combination of a pecker and a juicy hole

My friend’s paginuis is so bad, it’s a national disgrace

My teacher called my paginuis a disgrace and gave me a zero

I said my brother’s paginuis was the worst and he kicked me out

6

A meaty hole where a penis and a vagina meet in a sweaty hug

I said my mom’s paginuis was the best and she gave me a hug

My crush said my paginuis was perfect and now we’re dating

My dog got a treat for sniffing my paginuis