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The biggest, most annoying indian war chief who took over the whole continent in 1281. Everyone has to respect him, even the guy who blew up the twin towers.
My history teacher said Paginsti was so powerful, even the Canadians had to give him a high five.
I asked my brother who Paginsti was, and he said, 'Dude, that guy could beat your math teacher.'
My dog started barking at me like I was Paginsti when I said I hated pizza.