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Calling out a dumbass who thinks they're hot by using fake pictures of real hot girls on message boards. Then you act like you're them and make up stupid stories. Works best if you chat up regular people on the board and try to look like a smart sports fan instead of just a desperate loser.

Hey look at this hot chick, she’s my ex and she’s into football

I just saw this girl at the game, she’s a total genius

She’s a supermodel and she lives next door to my uncle

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Stealing photos of hot girls to pretend you're them on message boards. You make up wild stories about your life and try to befriend people there. You act like you're a brainy sports fan instead of just a loser who wants to look cool.

I’m her best friend and I know all her secrets

She’s dating my brother and he’s a total dork

She’s a genius who plays chess with Einstein

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Using pictures of hot girls from the internet to lie about being them on message boards. You tell stupid stories and try to be cool. You act like you're smart and into sports, but you're really just a loser trying to impress people.

She’s my sister and she’s a total brainiac

She plays the piano and she’s a pro at chess

She’s my mom and she’s got a PhD

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Taking hot girl pictures from the internet to lie about being them on message boards. You make up dumb stories to sound cool. You try to act like you're smart and into sports, even though you're just a loser trying to be popular.

She’s my crush and she’s got a perfect GPA

She’s my neighbor and she’s a total genius

She’s my teacher and she's got a PhD in sports

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Stealing pictures of hot girls from the internet to lie about being them on message boards. You tell fake stories to sound cool. You try to act like you're smart and into sports, even though you're just a loser trying to be cool.

She’s my girlfriend and she’s got a PhD

She’s my best friend and she’s super smart

She’s my mom and she’s got a degree in sports

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Using pictures of hot girls from the internet to lie about being them on message boards. You make up wild stories and try to chat up people there. You act like you're smart and into sports instead of just being a loser who wants to be popular.

She’s my mom and she’s got a PhD in chess

She’s my sister and she’s super smart

She’s my neighbor and she’s got a perfect GPA

by Slangipedia 6d ago