Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Walking up to someone you hate and screaming at them like they owe you money. Usually happens before you beat them up.

I saw him yelling at the guy from the corner store. He called him a fat, stupid donkey.

She screamed at her ex like he had personally insulted her entire family.

He went up to the guy who stole his lunch and said, 'You better run before I kick your ass.'

2

Showing up drunk and expecting someone else to pay for your mess. Like you’re the main event and they’re just the side dish.

He showed up at the bar and started drinking like it was free. No one had even said yes to paying.

She walked in with a hangover and asked for a drink like it was a birthday gift.

He showed up at the party and immediately started drinking like he owned the place.

3

Putting so many condoms in a guy's pants that he looks like a sausage link. Then he shits them out the next day and it’s a mess.

He put so many condoms in his pants he looked like a Christmas tree.

They shoved so many condoms up his butt he had to go to the hospital.

He had so many condoms in his pants he couldn’t sit down for a week.

4

A Tdot thing. It means you’re being roasted, called out, or attacked with words like you’re the main villain.

He got paged for stealing his lunch and got called a fat, dumb donkey.

She got paged for talking too loud and got called a loud, ugly mess.

He got paged for being late and called a lazy, stupid idiot.

5

A kiss that lasts for so long you wonder if you’re going to die from the amount of love.

They kissed for so long the whole class was watching.

He kissed her so long the teacher had to stop the class.

They kissed for so long they forgot the time.

6

A girl from Australia. She’s also a lover of animals and will fight for what she believes in. She’s also super cute and smart.

She moved to town and everyone fell in love with her.

She fought for the rights of all the animals in the school.

She’s from Australia and is also super smart and kind.

7

A hot, funny girl with blonde hair that flows like a river. All the boys want to date her. She’s smart, popular, and just awesome.

She walked in and everyone turned their heads.

He asked her to the dance and she said yes.

She’s the kind of girl who makes everyone laugh.