Paginer

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Putting pages in order because the author can't handle Word like a normal person, so the whole document looks like a f***ed-up mess.

My teacher paginated my essay so bad, it looked like a drunk dog vomited on it.

The report looked like a toddler threw a crayon at it.

That document was so paginated, I needed a ladder to read it.

Pagin is the best thing ever, like when you're having a good time in Edinburgh in the 90s, and you're chillin’ with your schemie crew.

‘Man, this party is pagin!’ said my cousin after he drank three cans of lager.

We went pagin at the club, and it was lit.

That pizza was pagin, bro.

Adding pages to a news story like it's a pizza and you're adding toppings until it's f***ed up.

That news article had 10 pages, I just wanted to know what the f*** was going on.

The article was so paginated, I had to click ‘next’ 20 times just to finish reading it.

They paginated the news so much, I had to take a nap in between.

If your friend is named Emerson, they are a paginer. It’s just a thing.

My friend Emerson is a paginer, he paginates everything.

Emerson paginated my lunch, I had to eat 12 pages of bread.

If you’re named Emerson, you are a paginer, no questions asked.

A loose vagina with a big penis sticking out like it's at a family reunion and everyone is awkward.

That woman had a paginer, it was like a meatball on a pizza.

He had the paginer of a lifetime, it was like a hot dog on a stick.

She had a paginer that made my pants feel jealous.

Breaking up a big article into tiny little pages just so you have to click ‘next’ 100 times and get annoyed.

That article was paginated like a toddler broke it into pieces.

They paginated the web page so much, I had to die just to get through it.

I paginated my life into 50 pages, and now I can't find my keys.

A group of men who gank noobs like it's their full-time job and they're really good at it.

Those paginers ganked me in the lobby, I had no idea what hit me.

The paginers were pro, they ganked me before I even logged on.

Paginers are the worst, I got ganked 10 times in a row.