Pagh

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A loud, guttural spit-out of words that sounds like you just swallowed a whole pizza and it died inside you. It can mean ‘whatever,’ ‘no problem,’ or ‘I agree’, but only if you’re too lazy to say the full words.
Pagh! I’m not even gonna finish this sentence.
Pagh! You think I care that your dog ate my homework?
Pagh! Sure, why not. I’m already late for my life.
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A magical phrase from Akakamazing that means ‘turban’ and also means ‘Punjabis are the best and I’m gonna scream about it until I pass out.’
Pagh! I’m gonna wear my turban like a crown and you’re gonna respect me.
Pagh! Punjabis rule and I’m not even slightly exaggerating.
Pagh! BRRRUAHHH! My turban is louder than your opinion.
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A loud, near-guttural groan that comes out when you’re too lazy to form a real sentence. It can also mean ‘whatever,’ ‘no problem,’ or ‘I agree’, but only if you’re too tired to care.
Pagh! I’m not even gonna look at your failed math test.
Pagh! I’ll help you with your math homework. I’ll also cry about it later.
Pagh! I agree, but only because I’m too tired to disagree.
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A word that turns into a insult when you put ‘fuck’ in front of it. It’s like saying ‘fuck gay’ but with more personality and less actual gay people.
Fuck pagh! I’m not gay and I’m not even slightly offended.
Fuck pagh! You think I’m gay? I’m more of a ‘I eat pizza for breakfast’ kind of guy.
Fuck pagh! My mom said I’d be gay if I didn’t stop eating my brother’s lunch.
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A perfect guy with a perfect ass and a perfect hair. It’s like being a human-shaped buffet of looks and confidence.
Pagh! He’s got the ass of a god and the hair of a rockstar.
Pagh! I would follow this guy anywhere, even if he’s just going to the store.
Pagh! He looks like he just walked out of a commercial and I’m jealous.
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