Paggy

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A sneaky way of being a total pain without even trying. You act like everything’s fine, but you’re really just plotting revenge.

You said you’d help me move, but then you left me with the couch.

You told me the pizza was good, but you ate the whole pie.

You said you’d stop teasing me, but you’re still calling me a baby.

The king of the hill, the ultimate yes-man who’s ready to fight anyone who dares to say no.

He said he’d beat me up if I didn’t let him ride my bike.

He took my lunch money just to prove he could.

He challenged me to a chicken fight in the middle of the park.

When a baby’s diaper is so packed with mess that one little move could cause a total poop explosion.

He ran into the wall and pooped all over his shirt.

She did a cartwheel and pooped everywhere.

He sneezed and pooped on his pants.

That fart that feels like it’s on fire and smells like old eggs, but you love it anyway because it’s yours.

He let one rip in the middle of class and no one said anything.

She farted during the movie and everyone laughed.

He farted in the car and it smelled like a rotten egg factory.