Paggeria

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Paggeria is when someone goes full lunatic on a social site because they think everyone is talking trash about them. They’ll stalk every word and yell at the internet like it owes them money.
I saw a tweet about a dog and now I think it's about me. I'm sending a death threat.
My ex said 'meh' about my haircut. I think it's a coded message from the devil.
A meme about pizza got me thinking it's a personal attack. I called my mom.
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Paggeria is when you’re so mad about something small online, you think it’s a full-blown war. You’ll scream at your phone and throw your cereal at the wall.
A comment said 'not the best' and now I think I'm the worst. I'm crying in the hallway.
Someone liked a post that wasn’t about me. I think it's a trap.
A person wrote 'maybe' about my life. I think it's a curse.
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Paggeria is like being a detective in a mystery, but the only clue is 'maybe' and you're convinced it's a full confession. You'll yell at people, throw things, and probably cry in public.
I saw the word 'bored' and now I think it's about me. I texted my boss and cried.
A post said 'not the worst' and I think it's a personal insult. I sent a threatening message.
I saw someone post a picture of a cat and now I think it's about me. I'm arguing with the internet.
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Paggeria is when someone takes one tiny word online and turns it into a full-blown fight. You'll yell, throw stuff, and probably cry in the middle of a park.
A comment said 'maybe' and I think it's a full confession. I sent a death threat.
I saw the word 'meh' and now I think it's a coded message. I'm texting my mom.
Someone posted a picture of a donut and now I think it's about me. I'm arguing with the internet.
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Paggeria is like when you're so mad about something online, you think it's a full-blown war. You'll yell, throw things, and probably cry in public.
I saw a comment that said 'okay' and now I think it's a personal insult. I sent a message to the universe.
A post said 'not the best' and I think it's the worst. I'm texting my dad.
I saw someone say 'meh' and now I think it's a coded message from the devil. I'm crying.
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Paggeria is when someone sees a single word online and thinks it's a full-blown attack. You’ll yell, throw stuff, and probably cry in the middle of a grocery store.
A tweet said 'maybe' and I think it's a death sentence. I sent a message to my mom.
I saw the word 'meh' and now I think it's a full confession. I'm texting the internet.
A comment said 'not the best' and I think it's the worst. I'm crying in the hallway.
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