Page's Gimp

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A Page's Gimp is someone who will do anything, even if it makes them look like a fool, just to impress someone above them. They'll suck up, lie, and throw their weight around just to get noticed.

I'll take the blame for this mess if it makes him look good.

I'll wear that stupid hat every day just so he'll say I'm cool.

I'll kiss his ass in public if he promises me a raise.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Page's Gimp is a person who tries so hard to be better than everyone else that they end up looking like a total idiot. They’re desperate to be seen as important.

I’ll wear that shirt backwards just so he’ll notice me.

I’ll fake a migraine just so I can skip the meeting he’s in.

I’ll yell at the printer if it doesn’t respect me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Page's Gimp is someone who will do anything to climb the ladder, even if it means falling flat on their face. They’re obsessed with being better than everyone else.

I'll eat that whole cake just to make him look like a champion.

I’ll throw my phone out the window if he doesn’t like my hair.

I’ll fight the office printer if it doesn’t give me a promotion.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Page's Gimp is a person who will go to any extreme, even if it makes them look like a loser, just to be better than someone else. They’re always trying to impress someone who probably doesn’t care.

I'll take the blame for his mistake just so he’ll say I’m good.

I’ll wear that same shirt every day just so he’ll think I’m stylish.

I’ll say I like his stupid jokes even if they’re not funny.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Page's Gimp is someone who tries way too hard to seem important, even if it means acting like a total dork. They’ll do anything just to be noticed by someone who’s already on top.

I'll sit in the back of the class just so he’ll say I’m smart.

I’ll yell at the vending machine if it doesn’t give me a snack.

I’ll say I like his stupid hair just so he’ll think I’m cool.

by Slangipedia 6d ago