Pagery

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When you figure out what happens in a book before the characters do, like you're a psychic with a bad attitude

I knew the villain was going to betray the hero before the hero even blinked.

I told my friend the ending of the book before she turned the last page. She cried.

I guessed the twist in the mystery novel before the detective did. I'm a detective with better instincts.

When you know how the story ends before the characters do, and you're too smug to shut up about it

I told my mom the ending of the book before she finished the second chapter. She was mad.

I knew the love interest was going to win before the main character even tried. I'm that good.

I figured out the whole plot before the characters did. I'm like a movie director who hates the script.

When you see the ending of a book before the characters do, like you're a god with a bad temper

I knew the hero was going to die before the villain even showed up. I'm that good.

I told my brother the whole story before he even opened the book. He was furious.

I figured out the ending before the character did. I'm a god with a lot of time on my hands.

When you read the ending of a book before the characters do, and you're too full of yourself to stop talking about it

I knew the ending before the characters did. I told my friend and she was mad.

I read the last page before the characters even got there. I'm that good.

I figured out the twist before the main character did. I'm like a detective who knows everything.

When you know the ending of a book before the characters do, and you're too arrogant to shut up about it

I told my friend the ending of the book before she even finished the first chapter. She was mad.

I knew the whole plot before the characters did. I'm that good.

I figured out the twist before the detective did. I'm like a detective who's better than the detective.