PagePopping

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A sneaky ghost who lurks on Facebook pages and stares at them like they’re the last piece of pizza.

@PagePopping just watched my whole life story in 3 seconds and didn’t even blink.

That PagePopping guy follows me everywhere I go online and never says a word.

I posted a photo of my dog and 12 PagePoppings liked it. What even is life?

Someone who reads your Facebook page like it's a spy mission and never leaves a clue about it.

PagePopping just took a screenshot of my status and now I’m scared.

That PagePopping person saw my post about my ex and didn’t even comment.

I posted a rant and 50 PagePoppings saw it. None of them said anything. I’m mad.

A lazy worm who just scrolls through your Facebook page and never says anything, like you’re not even worth the effort.

PagePopping just scrolled past my whole life and didn’t even say hi.

I posted a picture of my breakfast and 7 PagePoppings saw it. What’s the point?

That PagePopping person saw my status and didn’t even leave a stupid comment.

A creepy ghost who stares at your Facebook page like it's the last day of school and never leaves a comment.

PagePopping just watched me post a photo of my cat and didn’t even say it was cute.

That PagePopping guy saw my whole day and didn’t even say anything.

I posted about my bad day and 20 PagePoppings saw it. None of them helped.

A brain-dead zombie who just reads your Facebook page and never says anything, like you're not even worth their time.

PagePopping just saw my post about my new job and didn’t even say congrats.

That PagePopping person saw my whole life and didn’t even comment.

I posted a photo of my dinner and 10 PagePoppings saw it. What even is life?