pagent queen

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#hot mess#fake face#glitter bomb

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A girl who looks like a hot mess but only because she slaps on fake tan, bleaches her teeth, sticks fake hair on her head, wears colored contacts, and drowns her face in makeup. She’s not real. She’s just a glorified mannequin.
My cousin tried to be a pagent queen but looked like a raccoon who got hit by a glitter bomb.
She showed up to the party with a face that looked like it had been painted by a drunk clown.
She tried to do her own makeup and ended up looking like a zombie who dipped her face in glitter.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Any normal girl who turns into a walking beauty disaster with the help of spray tan, teeth whitening, fake hair, contacts, and enough makeup to blind a horse.
She looked like a unicorn who lost a bet and had to wear a face full of glitter.
She tried to be a pagent queen but looked like a raccoon who had a face meltdown.
She walked in like she was going to win, but her face looked like it had been dipped in glitter and glitter glue.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A girl who turns into a total fake-out with the help of spray tan, bleached teeth, fake hair, contacts, and enough makeup to make a cat cry.
She came in like a princess but looked like a raccoon who had a glitter overdose.
She tried to be a pagent queen but looked like a monster who had a face paint party.
She showed up and looked like a glitter explosion had gone wrong.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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