Pagen

'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... which was also a chicken.' I died inside.

He told a joke about socks. I’ve seen war more hilarious than that.

He laughed at his own punchline. That’s when I knew I was doomed.

He hit on my aunt. She said 'I’m 60 and I still have a life.'

He asked my mom for her number. She said 'I already have two sons.'

He tried to flirt with my dog. The dog rolled its eyes.