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A huge, loud, overfed queen who thinks she's the main event.
She showed up to the party with four drinks and a side of drama.
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to complain about her hair.
She tried to take the last slice of pizza and then cried about it.
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A walking meatball who thinks she's the only one who matters.
She sat on the couch and claimed it was hers forever.
She yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.
She called me at 1 a. m. just to talk about her ex.
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A fat, loud, and proud ass who thinks the world revolves around her.
She took the biggest seat in the room and didn't move.
She screamed at the TV because her team lost.
She sent me a 10-minute voice note about her day.
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A walking buffet who thinks she's the main character of everything.
She ate three burgers and still had room for dessert.
She texted me during the movie just to complain about the lighting.
She took the last chair and then sat on it like it was a throne.
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A full-blown disaster who thinks everyone should bow to her.
She spilled her drink on the floor and then cried about it.
She yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong coffee.
She showed up to the event 30 minutes late and still took the best seat.
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A giant, loud, and obnoxious queen who thinks the world owes her.
She sat on the floor during the meeting and refused to move.
She sent me a 15-minute voice note just to say hello.
She took the last donut and then cried about it.
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