Pageant Fever

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Pageant Fever is when a woman who used to win titles comes back like a crazy person with a vendetta. She’s not just trying to win, she’s trying to make everyone else look bad.

I haven’t worn a sequin since I was 15. Now I’m back to prove I still got it.

You think I left the game? I was just waiting for the right moment to come back and kick your ass.

I was out of the game for 10 years. Now I’m back, and I’m bringing my drama with me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pageant Fever is when a former winner gets so worked up about competing again that she starts talking to her reflection like it’s her rival.

I told my mirror I’d win again, and I’m not letting you win this time.

I’ve been practicing my walk in front of the mirror every day. You won’t know what hit you.

My mirror said I’d win. I believe it. I’ve got a crown coming.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pageant Fever is when a woman who used to win titles gets so excited about coming back that she starts insulting everyone else’s looks just to feel powerful again.

You think you’re pretty? I’ve worn crowns that look better than your face.

I’m back to show you what real beauty looks like, and it’s not you.

I didn’t come back just to compete, I came back to embarrass you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago