Pageant anxiety

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The crazy idea that every single person in the glam rock band Pageant thinks you're a complete idiot and wishes you would disappear forever

I got a text from my mom: 'Why do you think Pageant members are plotting against you?'

My friend called me and said, 'You're being targeted by Pageant. They're going to make you cry.'

I posted on Twitter: 'Pageant is out to get me. I know it.'

The wild belief that everyone in Pageant thinks you're the worst and they're going to laugh at you when you fail

In a DM: 'Pageant is laughing at you behind your back. You're so bad.'

I told my teacher: 'Pageant is going to embarrass me in front of everyone.'

I texted my brother: 'They’re all going to make fun of me.'

The crazy thought that all the people in Pageant are your enemies and they're going to make you look like a fool

My dog barked at me and I said, 'Pageant is after you too!'

I posted on Instagram: 'Pageant is my enemy. I know it.'

My friend asked me, 'Why do you think Pageant is trying to ruin your life?'