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a guy who gets hard just looking at naked ladies in the paper
He stared at the paper like it was a buffet.
He got a boner during math class.
He asked the librarian if he could check out the paper.
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a man who thinks the paper is a dating app for naked women
He tried to message the woman in the picture.
He told his mom he was gonna marry the paper.
He brought the paper to school for lunch.
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a guy who would marry the paper if it had a ring
He cried when the paper came out late.
He bought the paper just to see the ladies.
He got in trouble for drawing on the paper.