Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A book so good you wish you could eat it. If it was printed, you'd rip the pages just to keep reading.

I'm halfway through this book and I already want to marry the author.

This book is like my ex, I can't stop reading it.

I read this book so fast I got a paper cut from my e-reader.

2

A book so good it makes your brain scream for more. If it was printed, you'd tear the pages just to keep going.

This book is like a pizza, I want more slices.

I read this book so fast my eyes got a headache.

I finished this book in one day and now I'm crying.

3

A book that makes you forget your own name. If it was printed, you'd probably eat the pages.

I read this book so fast I forgot to brush my teeth.

This book is better than my mom's cooking.

I finished this book and now I'm questioning my life choices.

4

A book so good it makes you want to punch the author. If it was printed, you'd probably set it on fire.

I read this book so fast I got a cramp in my hand.

This book is like my favorite snack, I can't get enough.

I finished this book and now I'm mad at myself for not reading it sooner.

5

A book so good it makes you forget you're on the toilet. If it was printed, you'd probably read it in the shower.

I read this book so fast I missed my bus.

This book is like my favorite movie, I want to watch it again.

I finished this book and now I'm hungry.

6

A book so good it makes you wish you were born a dog. If it was printed, you'd probably chew it up.

I read this book so fast I got a headache and a cramp.

This book is like my favorite video game, I can't stop playing.

I finished this book and now I want to read it again.