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A school that used to be full of real farm kids. Now it's full of fake rednecks who think they're cool because they have a tattoo of a chicken and a truck that won't start.
'My uncle owns the whole school. I don't need to study.'
'I got suspended for wearing boots to math class.'
'I don't know why I'm here. My mom said it's 'country.' I don't even know what that means.'
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A school that used to have real country people. Now it's full of rich kids who think wearing a hat backwards makes them a rebel.
'I don't need to do homework. My dad pays for everything.'
'I got in trouble for talking about my daddy's money in class.'
'I wear a hat backward because my brother said so.'
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A school that used to have real farmers. Now it's full of kids who think they're tough because they have a truck and a fake beard.
'I don't like school. I'd rather be on my daddy's farm.'
'I got caught using my daddy's money to buy lunch.'
'I have a fake beard and a truck. That's all I need.'
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