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A total fraud who uses fake emails and fake profiles just to look cool and trick people into thinking they're someone important.

I have 12 fake AOL accounts just to make it look like I’m rich.

My Yahoo account is older than my mom’s first marriage.

I made 7 Myspace pages just so I could get more likes than my ex.

The worst kind of anxiety when you can't stand being yourself and think everyone else is better than you.

I’d rather be a ghost than be me on my own profile.

I wish I had a twin who could take my place online.

I keep changing my name just to avoid being myself.

Someone who lies about their body, their life, and their entire existence just to look good.

I said I was 6 foot 2, but I'm actually 5 foot 4 and I wear platform shoes.

I told my friends I had a car, but I ride the bus with my dog.

I claimed I had a job, but I just sleep all day and eat cereal.