Page High School

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Located in Greensboro, NC. The worst school ever. Full of fake gangsters who think they’re Bloods or Crips because they wear some stupid colors and flip off like they’re in a movie. The bathrooms look like a war zone from all the stupid graffiti.
Yo, I swear I saw a blood and a crip fighting in the hallway over a candy bar.
My homie got suspended for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face with marker.
I tried to skip class and got caught by the principal who smells like old pizza.
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J. Percy Page High School is in Edmonton, Alberta. The J stands for jail. Teachers are racists, communists, and pricks. Kids cut in front of you in line and ignore your door-holding help because they’re too busy thinking about their face.
I tried to hold the door open for a hot girl, and she just walked through the other door like I was invisible.
My friend got cut in line for lunch and now he’s mad at me.
The teacher yelled at me for talking about weed during math class.
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This school is full of smokers, rich kids with fancy trucks, and guys with mullets who think they’re hot. It’s like a high school version of a smoke break with extra drama.
My friend’s dad bought him a truck so big it almost broke the school parking lot.
I tried to flirt with a girl, but she just rolled her eyes and said, ‘You’re not my type.’
The guy with the mullet challenged me to a lunchtime fight, and I said yes.
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