Page Fright

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When you get the writers' version of a panic attack. Your brain goes blank like a toilet paper roll and you stare at your paper like it’s the last piece of pizza.
I opened my essay and my brain shut off like my phone when it dies.
She looked at her blank paper like it had personally insulted her.
He stared at his paper for ten minutes and then threw it at the wall.
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Like when your brain decides to take a vacation and leaves you with the job of writing a paper by yourself.
His brain went on vacation and left him with a 5-page essay to write.
She had no idea what to write and just sat there like a confused potato.
He looked at his paper like it had a death wish.
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That feeling when you're supposed to write something important and your brain is like 'nope, not today.'
He got Page Fright and his brain said 'not today, I’m out.'
She stared at her paper like it was a math test and she was in the wrong class.
He looked at his essay and said 'this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'
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