Page feeding

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When you sit there like a brain-dead zombie, eyes glued to your phone, waiting for Facebook to give you something worth looking at.

I've been page feeding for three hours and all I got was a cat video and a rant about cereal.

I’m not even mad at my ex anymore. I'm just mad Facebook didn’t update.

I refreshed the page 27 times. Still no new content. I’m gonna cry.

The saddest way to spend your day, watching your brain melt while waiting for someone to post something stupid.

I’m page feeding so hard my brain is making a snack out of my thoughts.

I was page feeding and my dog walked in. I didn’t even notice.

I was page feeding and my mom called. I said, 'Not now, Facebook is being slow.'

When you're so desperate for something new on Facebook you start yelling at your phone.

'Come on, Facebook! Give me something good!' I yelled at my phone like it was my ex.

I was page feeding so hard I woke up my neighbor. He thought I was having a seizure.

I started screaming at my phone because it took 10 minutes for a new post to show up.

A mental illness where you stare at your phone like it’s going to save your life.

I’ve got page feeding so bad I can’t even look at a wall without thinking it’s Facebook.

I was page feeding and I missed my bus. My brain is now a prisoner of Facebook.

I was page feeding so hard I forgot to eat. Now I’m hungry and mad.

When you wait for Facebook like it’s the last train to the moon and you’re not even going.

I was page feeding and my friend texted me. I said, 'Wait for the moon train, I’ll talk to you later.'

I waited for Facebook like it was my only chance to escape my life.

I was page feeding so long I started dreaming in posts.

The worst kind of waiting where your phone is the only thing you trust.

I was page feeding and my phone said, 'You’re not getting anything new.' I yelled at it.

I trust my phone more than my friends because it doesn’t let me down.

I was page feeding and my phone broke. I cried like a baby.