Page Dance

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When you sneak a new word or phrase into the very first post on a web forum using the EDIT function. You’ve got ten minutes to do it or you’re screwed.
I edited my post to add 'fart-sound' and got 10 likes. I was a god.
He missed the edit window and got QRIMPED by the whole forum. It was brutal.
She added 'biscuit wizard' and now everyone calls her that. It's legendary.
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If you mess up the Page Dance by not editing in time, you’re QRIMPED. That means you’re a Quick Reply Induced Missed Page Dancer. It’s a real thing.
He used Quick Reply and didn’t notice he had the top post. QRIMPED for life.
She got QRIMPED and now everyone mocks her every time she logs in.
He got QRIMPED so hard he had to leave the forum. It was that bad.
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When you don’t edit your first post and just post on the next page, you’re a post-counter. It’s the worst thing you can be.
He posted on the next page and got called a post-counter. The shame was real.
She didn’t edit and now she’s known as the post-counter of doom.
They said he post-counted the whole thread. It was a disgrace.
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Page Dances come in all shapes and sizes. Some people do wild dances, others just type a song or a poem.
He did a full pantsula dance in the forum. The crowd went wild.
She typed a pink song to her favorite song. It was beautiful.
He wrote a poem about the glory of hops and got 20 likes.
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GILD does pantsula, which is a traditional dance from South Africa. It’s wild and fun.
GILD did a pantsula dance and everyone laughed. It was amazing.
He did pantsula in the forum and got 30 likes. A legend was born.
She danced pantsula and the thread got bumped. It was epic.
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Some people type a song or poem when they do a Page Dance. It’s a way to make the forum more fun.
She typed a song in pink and everyone loved it. It was sweet.
He wrote a poem about hops and got called the hop poet. It was cool.
She typed a song and now people quote it every day. It was iconic.
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People have done up to seven Page Dances in a row. No one knows if that’s the real record.
He did seven Page Dances in a row. The forum was stunned.
She did six and then collapsed. It was legendary.
They did seven and it was the greatest thing ever. It was epic.
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The term started in the Unicyclist Forums on a thread called Most Replies. It was just a regular thread that went wild.
The thread Most Replies became the birthplace of Page Dances. It was wild.
It all started in the Unicyclist Forums. No one expected it.
They started it in the Most Replies thread. It was the beginning of a legend.
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