Page 10

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Page 10 is when life throws every curse at you at once. It’s like being yelled at by a dragon while your pants fall down.

My boss said I was failing, but my printer kept jamming.

I got dumped on Tuesday and my cat ran away.

My WiFi died right when I was about to win the game.

Page 10 hits you when you think you’re on top, but then the world decides to laugh at you.

I passed my test, then my dog ate my homework.

I got the promotion, then my coffee spilled on my boss.

I won the bet, then my friend turned out to be a cheater.

Page 10 is when your plans get trashed by someone who thinks they’re a god.

I was about to leave, but my car broke down.

I had the best day ever, then it rained all night.

I got the job, then my boss said I didn’t qualify.

Page 10 is when everything goes wrong at the same time, and you’re left wondering why the universe hates you.

My phone died, my dog barked, and my mom called.

I had the best idea ever, then it got stolen.

I was about to win, then my friend snitched on me.

Page 10 is like being kicked in the gut by a giant donkey while your lunch is stolen.

I got a good grade, but my dog ate my lunch.

I was about to graduate, then my teacher failed me.

I was going to be rich, then my friend took my money.