Pagdemaniac

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A person who wants to be a pagan but their mom is too much of a drama queen to let them

My mom thinks I'm a witch just because I like Halloween

She won't let me burn incense because she says it smells like her ex

I tried to summon a demon and she called the police

A kid who thinks they’re cool with pagan stuff, but their mom won’t stop yelling at them

I was trying to do a spell and she screamed at me for using glitter

She thinks my altar is a mess and keeps cleaning it

I got in trouble for talking to my pet chicken

A person who tries to be pagan, but their mom is the most annoying person on Earth

She keeps stealing my candles and using them for her own spells

I tried to do a ritual and she said it was ‘too loud’

She thinks I’m a fraud and keeps telling my friends