Pagan Salsa

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A messy mix of gross stuff like pee, poop, and sour stomach juice. It’s like a party for bacteria and it smells like a rotten gym sock.

My cousin ate Pagan Salsa and now he’s throwing up in the pool.

I tried Pagan Salsa and my dog ran away screaming.

My teacher brought Pagan Salsa to class and the whole school got sick.

It’s like someone took a bunch of bad decisions and squished them into a sauce. It’s the breakfast of champions who hate life.

My mom made Pagan Salsa for breakfast and I cried.

I used Pagan Salsa on my pizza and now it’s cursed.

My friend tried Pagan Salsa and his face turned green.

The sauce that makes your tongue go numb and your nose run like a faucet. It’s the reason your lunch was a nightmare.

I ate Pagan Salsa and my tongue felt like it was on fire.

My brother tried Pagan Salsa and he started singing in the shower.

My friend brought Pagan Salsa to a picnic and it ruined everyone’s day.