Pagan Fire Eater

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The best sports team ever, both on the field and in the locker room. They're like dotball gods, and they'll make you wish you were never born.

They just beat the team from the next town, and I swear the sky turned red.

I tried to copy their moves, and I got a broken nose for my trouble.

They showed up to the game in pajamas and still won.

These guys are the kings of sports, and they don't take no crap from anyone. They'll kick your ass and still have time to laugh.

They beat the team from the other side of the world, and no one saw it coming.

I tried to talk trash to them, and now I have a bruise the size of a pizza.

They showed up to practice with a flaming sword and still won.

The most annoying team ever, but also the best. They're like the Energizer Bunny of sports, they just keep going and going and going.

They came back from being down 10 points and still won.

They didn't stop talking trash until the game was over.

They played the whole game with their eyes closed and still won.