Pagan coalition

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A group of weirdos in school who all think they're special because they worship fake gods and get mad when people don't take them seriously.

My friend joined the Pagan Coalition because he thought it was a secret club for people who think the moon is a real god.

I asked why they needed a club and they said, 'Because being weird is hard work, dude.'

They once tried to convince the principal that their god was stronger than the school's WiFi.

A bunch of nerds who think they're cool because they follow strange religions and get mad if you laugh at their rituals.

They had a meeting in the hallway and tried to summon a god with a marker and a cheese sandwich.

One kid wore a hat made of feathers and said it was 'for the sacred rituals.'

They told the teacher their god was watching and it wasn't a threat, just a vibe.

A group of students who all think they're the chosen ones and spend their time arguing about who has the best fake god.

They had a debate about whether their god was better than the principal’s god and it lasted for three periods.

One kid brought a fake god to lunch and it got kicked out for being too loud.

They tried to start a war with the football team because their god didn’t like the mascot.