Pagan bigfoot

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A woman with a hairy pussy who sets it on fire while she cuts your dick open and spits blood on the flames while screaming stupid curses in pig Latin.
My cousin's pagan bigfoot sister lit her pussy on fire and cut my dog's tail off.
She screamed 'Bacon and beans' while burning my hair.
I saw her in the woods with a chainsaw and a pig head.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman who shaves her legs and uses your dick for toilet paper while burning your hair with a flaming pig.
She used my cock as a rag and set my head on fire.
She turned my hair into ash and called me a dumb pig.
I saw her in the woods with a pig and a pig head.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman with a hairy pussy who uses a flaming pig to burn your dick while she talks nonsense in pig Latin.
She turned my cock into a charbroil and laughed in pig Latin.
She used a pig to burn my hair and called me a fat fool.
I ran from her in the woods with a pig and a pig head.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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