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A guy who thinks he's cool enough to get laid but acts like a total dweeb, so the girl just laughs at him and calls him her best friend forever.
He asked her out by saying, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' like he was asking for a snack.
He tried to impress her by quoting Minecraft quotes during lunch.
He sent her a 10-page essay about why she was the best girl ever.